What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

What are the different celebrity lists (A-list, B-list, C-list, D-list)? How does one become a part of these lists and move up or down in status?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

What would you change in the "Game of Thrones" storyline if you were one of the writers of the TV series?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

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No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

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Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

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Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

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Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Is it possible to legally adopt a family member?

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

If nobody will hire me, should I turn to crime to pursue a career in programming? I ask because if there's no legal entry-level jobs due to the oversaturation, I might have to go underground for it.

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

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